How long has it been since your last checkup? Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. It's gotta be illegal to look that good. Ya know, you look really hot! My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Attribute original poster.
Playing doctor is for kids! You know how your hair would look really good? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? What do you like for breakfast? I think that we might be related.
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I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams! I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Do you know what I did last night? I must expel some seminal fluid. I'm an interior decorator.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you. Are you into natural healing? Because I can really see myself in them. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. Do you like Ramen Noodles?